Spice up your guitar playing!

I joke that looking for nice guitars on eBay is like my porn. Well, I have now found the sex toys section!

Look at these picks going for $4.50. Quote (I promise I am not making that up for April's fool):

The picks are textured for a

better grip, while the hole

makes it easier to rotate

to each of the surfaces for a variation of sounds.

"YOUR STRINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED THIS WAY"

So don't pass on the chance to pleasure your 6-string. I am just concerned I might get spammed about finger reach enlarger now.